Plan to Sort out my Life

Flush the booze
Set the alarm
Medicate the brain
Have one more
Smoke

Clean the house
Wash the dishes
Call my mother
Find a job

Drink wine, moderately
Eat cheese

Go to the gym
Take a spin class
Call friends: colleagues
Host a dinner party
Send out Christmas cards

Meet a man
Tonight,
Marry him
Next week,
Kids in
Two weeks,
Mortgage in
A month,
Retirement by
Christmas.

Divorced by 28
And
Dead by 30
Hopefully.